Funny quotes of dating
A woman already knows."Sarah Dessen"Relationships don't always make sense.
Especially from the outside."Jonathan Carroll"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip."Samuel Goldwyn"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."Mark Twain "What would men be without women?
We take the time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
People expect to—and this will be increasingly the case over time—access people anywhere, anytime, based on complex search requests …
Act's like everything's perfect but she cries at night, boy does she cry at night, so that everybody thinks she is the happiest person they know, that she has no problems and her life is perfect.
Little do they know.” ― tags: amazing-book, bastard, beach-read, betrayal, dating-scams, debut-novel, fantastic-book, funny, girlfriends, great-read, great-reads-for-women-over-40, happy-ending, heartache, heartbreak, hilarious, husband, love, love-story, love-that-book, lovers, must-have-read, online-dating, perfect-holiday-read, scams, twists, unputdownable, women, writer “In 2011, Mark Brooks, a consultant to online-dating companies, published the results of an industry survey titled “How Has Internet Dating Changed Society?
Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."Bobby Kelton"The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends."Agatha Christie"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."Glenn Beck"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one."Benjamin Franklin"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterward."Laurence J.
Peter"It's better to have loved and lost than to do 40 pounds of laundry a week."Henry Youngman"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.